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Hello! My name is Rachael Oehring, and I'm a writer, TV host, funny lady and aspiring food lover. I have an irrational love of Hall & Oates and an irrational hatred for ham. This is where I keep the myriad thoughts that cross my mind about food, most of them negative.

Worry not! the picture in my header is not a dick, but, in fact a Geoduck clam. Which pretty much looks exactly like a dick, and is the unfortunate mascot of some tree college in Washington. Damn hippies.